July....Maybe?

            How did I get in a box? What smells? I'm hungry.

June?

      I LUV FOODZ! Did someone say Friskies?

March, no july. Maybe august,

      TODAY IS MY FAVORITE DAY! I met my bestfriend in the whole wide world. I don't remember her name though. 

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        Today my BFF and I cuddled in her house. I wuv her berry much. She curses like a sailor, but I wuv her anywayz. 

April. I'm pretty sure,

           Today I discovered tuna fishies. It was the best day everz! The people person wasn't very nice, she ate most of it.

ummm..... yup, Tuna? Sushi?

           Today was my favoristest day everz. I found the biggest food bowl everz! But someone put water in it?!?!?

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            Today my BFF and I got put in pretty close and fed friskies. Again she said not nice thingz. Maybe thats how she talkz? I WUV HER!

Month 23,

      TODAY IS MY FAVORITEST DAY EVERZ! My BFF and I got to dress up for Santie Claws! I don't know who he is but I like hanging out with my BFF. We looked so pretty in our clothes. Maybe I'll get to wear my new hat all year long. I would very much like that. My BFF didn't like her hat. I told her she looked Butiful but and she just slapped me like she always does. I know that is just her way of saying she luvs me.  

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      Today was not my favoritez. I did get chicky but then got a car wash after. I'm not a fan of the car wash. It made me smell pretty. I like being stinky. It reminds me of tuna and friskies. I like friskies.

CRIKEZ! CRIKEZ! I LUVZ MEES SOME CRIKEZ!

      Todays was mys favorites dayz! I ates me some crikez! I founds hims on the floorz and he was all squishies just for mees. I atem all up. It wuz goods. Laters my tummies felts ickys so Iz put crikez on people persons (Dr Newman) deskz. My tummies felts better after thatz. I  wuz gonna eats crikez back up since my tummiz feltz better but they took crikez away. They must haves wants crikez for theirselvez. My BFF tolds me shes wuz prouds of mees for ateing a crikez. I must finds me some more crikez!

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Todayz I caughts me a fried chickie! I wuz founded by our people person up front(Jenny) draggin it back to my rooms. I thinks I found it in the break rooms the peoplez ates in. I wuz berry proud of mees! But the peoples took it away. I thinks they wanted the chickies for themselves. I did gets to eats me some before they stole my kills though. I wuz very sleepy the rests of the days.

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     I gotz a box, I gotz a box. I gotz a box. HEY, HEY, HEY!